What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What's 9+10? 19

Sex vagina. lol.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

I'm Batman.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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