- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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