- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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