How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Anti Joke

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