- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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