Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Wait! hundred billions!

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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