what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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9/11

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JUST KIDDING^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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