Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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