What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

2 black kids walk into school

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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