What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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