- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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