- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Pickles

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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