- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How did th-A fridge.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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