You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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