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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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