Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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