what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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