So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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