What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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here kitty kitty

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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