What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Gay rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

bangers and mash?

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Miscarriages.

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