- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A woman comes at the doctor.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

i just wrote this so hard

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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