- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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