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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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