Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Swag.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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feminine literature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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