- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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