- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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