a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Good job, son.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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