- Anti Joke

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Women's rights

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

i hate non minorities!