- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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