Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

My parents died!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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