Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's big and long? My dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops