- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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