once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock knock Come in

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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