- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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