why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Knock knock *open*

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Joke

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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