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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

The lion swallowed his pride.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A hill billy went fishing

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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