What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

pauls tuck

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Vote this down and get DOXED

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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