What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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