A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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rocky is here again.......................

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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