- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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