- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

If you were a pie I'd eat you

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

sweating like antoni with a girl

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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