- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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