- Anti Joke

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

knock knock who's there? faith

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back