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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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