What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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