- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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