A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

whats brown and booky a book.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A hill billy went fishing

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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