- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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