- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

roses are red violets are indigo

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

The New York Giants

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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