POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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