- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Yo Momma is not fat.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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