- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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