Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Guess what? Bananas

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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