- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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