- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??