- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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