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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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