- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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