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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

If you have a stroke, call 000

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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