- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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