- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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