Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Matt is a Duster!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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