- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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