Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

batman farted so hes retarded

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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