- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

A blonde girl walks into a car.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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