What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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