- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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