A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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