- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Women's Rights

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

whats black? the colour

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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