- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A man goes to the potty.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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