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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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