- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

brock has small hands for a small job

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

^ That's not even funny ^

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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