- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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