- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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