- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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