- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Anti-jokes are funny.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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