- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

homosexual

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Hey

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

child labor

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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