- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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