- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

knock knock who's there? faith

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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