- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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