What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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