- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Patriarchy.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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