- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

knock knock? come in

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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