- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

when debbie meets downer

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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