What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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