what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Dumbledore dies.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Anti Joke

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