- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

A dead guy walks into a grave.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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