A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Poop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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