Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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I like touching my boobs

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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feminism

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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