Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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