the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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