- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A hill billy went fishing

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

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