- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

I like touching my boobs

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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